justDan around » sex http://insidejustdan.com "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream!" E.A.P. Mon, 12 Dec 2011 13:11:19 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Mai elocvent de atat? http://insidejustdan.com/2009/11/mai-elocvent-de-atat/ http://insidejustdan.com/2009/11/mai-elocvent-de-atat/#comments Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:11:08 +0000 justDan http://insidejustdan.com/?p=699 Asemanatoare: No related posts were found, so here's a consolation prize: Cupa Bloggerilor la Laser Tag – Ziua 1. ]]>

Se poate? asta ca o completare a postului anterior.

Mersi George

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Ce isterie generala: O sa muriiiim, da da, daca nu o sa ne punem repede mastile pe fata si daca mai circulam mult cu transportul in comun.. de fapt de ce ne mai facem vizite??
Asta in anul acesta, cu gripa porcina!
Acum ceva timp a fost vorba de aviara, mai inainte SARS, si acu’ vreo 10 ani boala vacii nebune….. ete ca nu am devenit o specie pe cale de disparitie in nici unul dintre cazuri, nici macar acum 100 de ani cand am fost loviti de bubonica….. si a murit cam jumatate din populatia Europei, adicatelea vreo 40 de milioane de saraci….
Da’ ia sa vedem….. pana acu’ murira vreo 6400 de oameni din cauza porcinei…. mai inainte vreo 5000 de gripa aviara, mai murira vreo 100 de SARS si vreo 100 de encefalopatie spongiforma a.k.a. boala vacii nebune (despre astea vorbeste foarte ilustrat tipul asta). Booooon… ia sa vedem noi cam cate victime a facut Hiv/Sida in ultimii 20 si oleaca de ani: apai numa’ vreo 25 de milioane asa, plus vreo 33 de milioane infectati, probabil viitoare victime….

Total: 6400+5000+100+100 = zii vreo 12000 asa…. vs   25 000 000 ucisi de Sida….

Acum, nu vreau sa fiu inteles gresit, dar prea mare este tam-tam-ul pentru un rahat cand diareea isi face de cap….

Pai na, adica de ce sa nu speriem prostimea cu niste gripulete mai diferite oleaca, probabil realizate in laborator, si sa uitam de partea cu Hiv, si el probabil realizat asemanator.

Dar nu faptul ca se fac experimente pe noi conteaza, asta se intampla de mult timp, conteaza ca ne indobitocim mai tare si ne lasam pacaliti de toate morile de vant. (si uite cate teorii ale conspiratiei se pot tese)

Nu are rost sa ma apuc acum sa va expun mijloacele de prevenire a gripei, a cariilor, a bolii somnului, a altor boli tropicale, a antraxului s.a.m.d., vroiam doar sa spun ca mi se pare ca este de bunul simt sa folosesti un prezervativ cand ai un contact sexual cu cineva mai mult sau mai putin cunoscut, decat sa mori incet in urma Hiv/Sida pentru ca mai apoi sa il transmiti mai departe……… si mult prea putini sunt constienti de asta…..

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SEX DEFINITIONS:

Sex in a boat = Oargasms
Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms
Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms
Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms
Sex at the supermarket = Storegasms
Sex with wild pigs = Boargasms
Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms
Sex with a prostitue = Whoregasms
Sex with a storyteller = Loregasms
Sex with an accountant = Boregasms
Sex while sleeping = Snoregasms
Sex with Arthur = Dudley Mooregasms
Sex with cartoon donkeys = Eeyoregasms
Sex while broke = Poorgasms
Sex with a lion = Roargasms
Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms
Sex on a golf course = Foregasms
Sex with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms
Sex in a gold mine = Oregasms
Sex with a dermatologist = Poregasms
Sex with the vice president = Al Goregasms
Sex with chocolate marshmallows = S’moregasms
Sex with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms
Sex with a masked man carrying a sword = Zorogasms
Sex on the beach = Shoregasms
Sex when you get an award = Honogasms
Sex at an all you can eat buffet = Smorgasbordgasms
Sex on a cruise ship deck = Shuffleboardgasms
Sex in Asia = Singaporegasms
Sex among the wonders of the world = Outdoorgasms
Sex in the vicinity of garbage can = odorgasms
Sex on the way to the train = All aboardgasms
Sex that isn’t very satisfying = there’s the doorgasms
Sex during hay fever season = Sporegasms
Sex using plastic cutlery = Sporkgasms
Sex with a Medieval poet = Troubadorgasms
Sex in an adult theater = Hardcoregasms
Sex with conquering Spaniards = Conquistadorgasms
Sex with someone not paying attention = Ignorgasms
Sex with a competitive partner = scoregasms
Sex in a firehouse = Firedoorgasms
Sex with an Icelandic singer = Bjorkgasms
Sex with the host of a horrible t.v. show = Pauly Shoregasms
Sex with a cookie = Oreogasms
Sex while flying = Soargasms
Sex with a bugle player = Horngasms
Sex with an astronaut who didn’t make it into space = Abortgasms
Sex with a beloved partner = Adoregasms
Sex with a meat eater = Carnivoregasms
Sex with a person who’s got a really bad hairdo = Pompadoregasms
Sex with someone who has really bad taste in clothes = Velourgasms
Sex while sightseeing = Tourgasms
Sex with a big dog = Labradorgasms
Sex with Beavs and Butthead = Gonnascoregasms
Sex during an earthquake = Tremorgasms
Sex on farm implements = Tractorgasms
Sex with Thomas Edison = Inventorgasms
Sex with a construction worker = Contractorgasms
Sex at a symphony orchestra = Conductorgasms
Sex with a person who examines dead bodies = Coronergasms
Sex on the stairs at the mall = Escalatorgasms
Sex while hopelessly drunk on shooters = Liquorgasms
Sex with a possessive partner = Yourgasms
Sex with Frankenstein’s assistant = Igorgasms
Sex with three of your friends = Fourgasms
Sex with a Norse God = Thorgasms
Sex when resistance is futile = Borggasms
Sex without a climax = Nogasms

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