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Bank tipik maldavskii : merje trenu sibe spakoina pe calea ferata sh vdrug o ia la dreapta!!! Prin aratura popshoi cartoafe lucerna gre4ka iar popshoi padure cartoafe iar lucerna sh iese inapoi la calea ferata sh merge mai departe. Oamenii ahuievshie se duc la mashynist sa vada shi cozu sh ashela:
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Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog’s license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, “I would like to [...]

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When I was born, I got a choice: A big dick or a good memory. I can’t remember what I chose.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
There are three stages of sex in a man’s life: TriWeekly, Try [...]

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Ion si Maria gradinari… se trezira de dimineata sa plece la
targ sa prinda loc pt taraba; incarca caruta cu varza si castraveti
si pleaca. Pe drum Maria:
- Ioane opreste un pic caruta, da-te jos si vino de ma pupa ca
nu mai pot! Opreste Ion, se da jos o pupa pe Maria… si plecara iar
la drum. Dupa [...]

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