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For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack Schitt!’
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, [...]

A GIRL’S FIRST TIME
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you’re afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it’s the first time his finger has found [...]

Bank tipik maldavskii : merje trenu sibe spakoina pe calea ferata sh vdrug o ia la dreapta!!! Prin aratura popshoi cartoafe lucerna gre4ka iar popshoi padure cartoafe iar lucerna sh iese inapoi la calea ferata sh merge mai departe. Oamenii ahuievshie se duc la mashynist sa vada shi cozu sh ashela:
Da blea, merjem sh [...]

Scrisoarea a III-a (parodie)
> Iata vine-un Jeep pe strada, cu un girofar pe el
> Baiazid statea in dreapta si rosti catre sofer:
> “Sper ca Mircea sa ajunga, sa nu-ntarzie din nou.
> Ia vezi daca-a tras masina, langa gura de metrou..”.
> “-N-a venit Maria Ta, zise el privind in jur…”
> “-Si mi-a zis ca fix [...]

Care incepe de azi:
La 9 la deschiderea oficiala Baraka in Herastrau
Apoi se merge in Cabaret la insistentele lui Panda
Maine mergem in Silver Church la o lansare de album folk (mai mult pentrun Tapinarii si Mircea Baniciu)
Sambata trebuie sa fac curat in noua mea casuta. Astept voluntari care sa ma ajute (ia sa vedem daca se [...]