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Stiti cu totii proiectul acesta de lege, nu?
Din cauza numarului foarte mare de pensionari, guvernul a hotarat sa
vina in intampinarea acestora. Pentru a-i ajuta a promulgat o lege care
preciza:
…
Pct. 1:
- Incepand cu 1 septembrie 2009 toti pensionarii au voie sa
traverseze strada pe culoarea rosie a semaforului.
Pct. 2:
- Daca pana la [...]

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Hello hello, intrucat in 5 ore am sa plec pentru perioada Craciunului, si nu o sa am net, m-am gandit sa va las sa va delectati cu un banc in spiritul sarbatorilor :
Santa was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young woman was awaiting his arrival. She begged him to stay [...]

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For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack Schitt!’
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, [...]

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A GIRL’S FIRST TIME
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you’re afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it’s the first time his finger has found [...]

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Bank tipik maldavskii : merje trenu sibe spakoina pe calea ferata sh vdrug o ia la dreapta!!! Prin aratura popshoi cartoafe lucerna gre4ka iar popshoi padure cartoafe iar lucerna sh iese inapoi la calea ferata sh merge mai departe. Oamenii ahuievshie se duc la mashynist sa vada shi cozu sh ashela:
Da blea, merjem sh [...]

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