justDan around » antiplictiseala http://insidejustdan.com "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream!" E.A.P. Mon, 12 Dec 2011 13:11:19 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Seara de boardgames http://insidejustdan.com/2011/12/seara-de-boardgames/ http://insidejustdan.com/2011/12/seara-de-boardgames/#comments Mon, 12 Dec 2011 09:38:30 +0000 justDan http://insidejustdan.com/?p=826 Asemanatoare:
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Fu’ weekend, fu’ frumos, asa ca la propunerea @searaboardgames fusei duminica la concursul de Catan adresat bloggerilor:)

Si ce mod mai bun de a le multumi decat printr-o poezioara, scrisa intr-un acces de inspiratie, noaptea pe la 2:))

Foaie verde maghiran,
Ma dusei sa joc Catan.
Ca fu’ weekend si frumos,
fain prietenii de scos
la un joc de societate
pe la mese adunate.
N-am umblat cu soparlica,
Nici nu stiu ce-i fofarlica,
Foaie verde de gutui
Uite-asa iesii pe locu’ntai
la primul joc,
pe cuvant, ad-hoc.
Dar venii si jocu’doi,
Cu extensii, vrei nu vrei,
De pirati si cavaleri
Adversari mai antrenati…
Fara dar si poate,
Iote ca iesii la jumatate.
Cu formule complicate,
Din vreo optispe viteji,
Pe un loc de cinste patru,
M-alesei cu-n Carcassonne
…bravo Dane!
Eu va multumesc fainut,
Voi ati fost tare draguti,
Mult succes in continuare
Sa traiti si la mai mare!
P.S. Data viitoare am sa ies pe-un loc mai tare!:))
Asadar, cum ar spune prietenii nostri, “Ludo ergo sum“, si atunci, ca sa o demonstrez, o sa ma gasiti mai des in Cafeneaua Bratianu, Str. Doamnei, Nr. 9, unde va astept si pe voi, deoarece toata lumea are sanse, mai ales ca se organizeaza concursuri periodic cu premii surpriza (si faine rau:D )

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Deci da, am fugit sa imi fac asigurare:D :D :))

Si apoi sa imi cumpar o bila din aia:))

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Ludacris – My Chick Bad Remix ft. Diamond, Trina, Eve

Ludacris feat. Diamond Trina & Eve

My Chick Bad Remix Lyrics

[Chorus]
My chick bad
my chick hood
my chick do stuff dat ya chick wish she could
(repeated)

(The pussy rules the World version)
My chick bad, badder than yours
My my chick bad, badder than yours
My my my chick bad, badder than yours

[Diamond - Verse 1]
Ride or die chick with a pocket full of relish
Jimmy Choo fetish keep me fresh like lettuce
b-tches get jealous cause I’m quite cocky
since fourteen ain’t nah hoes stop me
money I get it, on the tracks I spit it
thats why the credit cards don’t come with no limits
y’all just don’t get it, a crib with no tenets
walk through closets like I’m walking outta Lenox
now thats swagger on a hundred thousand trillion
row of bad b-tches and they all look Brazilian
these n-ggas can’t leave me, I swear they can’t leave me
ass so bad and the p-ssy like Fiji
Diamond…

[Chorus]

[Trina]
I’m the baddest chick and they don’t call me that for nothing
diamond princess straight VBS stuntin
like grey eyes, hour glass frame
still got the crown for best ass in the game
hips of a Goddess, watch how I throw em
so good it make em wanna tattoo my lips on em
I’m so bad and I rep that hood
p-ssy stay wet, sex so good
10 years strong you should act like you know me
hair so fine make you do the hokey Cokey
a good stroke in and a good stroke out
now thats what I’m all about
I’m the baddest

[Chorus]

[Eve]
Yeah I took a couple years off, came back still bussin’
still reppin Philly still the Eve of destruction
still pushing buttons that’ll do away the roof
still walk around with 5 thousand dollar boots
so when I’m the club the chicks get jealous
cause I’m dat b-tch that still keep a mean fetish
still stack lettuce, still stack cheese
and I got a bad temper tell your n-gga say please
cause this is for the G’s, never for the Busta’s
so put your diamond rings on and get yourself a hustler
better yet a customer, guaranteed to buy it
sick from the lips, caramel wanna try it

[Chorus]

Si versiunea originala:

Ludacris – My chick bad feat Nicki Minaj

“My Chick Bad”
(feat. Nicki Minaj)

[Chorus]
My chick bad
My chick hood
My chick do stuff dat ya chick wish she could
[repeated]
My chick bad, badder than yours
My my chick bad, badder than yours
My my my chick bad, badder than yours

[Ludacris - Verse 1]
I’m saying my chick bad
My chick hood
My chick do stuff that your chick wish she could
My chick bad, badder than yours
My chick do stuff that I can’t even put in words
Her swagger don’t stop
Her body won’t quit
So fool pipe down you ain’t talkin bout shit
My chick bad, tell me if you seen her
She always bring the racket like Venus and Serena
All white top, all white belt
And all white jeans, body looking like milk
No time for games, she’s full grown
My chick bad, tell your chick to go home

[Chorus]

[Ludacris - Verse 2]
Now your girl might be sick but my girl sicker
She rides that dick and she handles her liquor
She knock a bitch out and fight
Coming out swinging like Tiger Woods wife
Yeah she could get a little hasty
Chicks better cover up there chests like pasty’s
Couple girl friends and they all a little crazy
Coming down the street like a parade Macy’s
I fill her up balloons
Test her and guns get drawn like cartoons
Doh, but I aint talkin bout homer
Chick so bad the whole crew wanna bone her

[Chorus]

[Nicki Minaj]
Yo, now all these bitches wanna try and be my bestie
But I take a left and leave them hanging like a testi
Trash talk to em then I put em in a hefty
Running down the court I’m dunkin on em Lisa Leslie.
It’s going down, basement, friday the 13th guess who’s playing Jason
Tuck yourself in you better hold on to your teddy
It’s nightmare on Elm street and guess who’s playing Freddy
(My chick bad)
Chef cooking for me, they say my shoe game crazy
The mental Asylum looking for me
You a rookie to me
I’m in dat wam bam purple Lam’ damn bitch you been a fan.

[Chorus]

And When We All Alone (I might just tip her) she slides down the pole (Like a certified stripper)

(4x)

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Stiti cu totii proiectul acesta de lege, nu?

Din cauza numarului foarte mare de pensionari, guvernul a hotarat sa
vina in intampinarea acestora. Pentru a-i ajuta a promulgat o lege care
preciza:
…
Pct. 1:
- Incepand cu 1 septembrie 2009 toti pensionarii au voie sa
traverseze strada pe culoarea rosie a semaforului.

Pct. 2:
- Daca pana la 1 ianuarie 2011 nu se observa nici o modificare hotararea
de la
punctul 1 devine obligatorie.

Ei bine, eu mi-am dat seama de ce nu functioneaza, ca atare propun un amendament care sa ofere despagubiri soferilor care isi strica masinile, eventual de la rudele celui accidentat. Ce ziceti, semnam o petitie?? Cred ca ar functiona de minune. :))

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Atentie, nu este valabil si la baieti:))

Data viitoare, aveti grija ce agatati!:))

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Se spune ca o femeie, disperata dupa multe certuri ca isi va pierde proaspata casnicie, s-a dus la un preot pentru a-i cere sfatul.

Acesta i-a intins un manunchi de chei si a rugat-o sa deschida o usa de lemn ce dadea intr-o camera alaturata. Dupa lungi incercari, femeia, descurajata, il intreaba:

-Parinte, ce sa fac? Nu reusesc sa gasesc cheia potrivita…

Acesta ii raspunse:

-Vezi tu, chiar si pentru o simpla usa ai nevoie de rabdare pentru a gasi cheia potrivita, atunci cum crezi ca vei gasi asa usor cheia catre inima barbatului tau? Ai nevoie de rabdare, si sigur reprosul nu este o cheie! Du-te acasa si cauta in continuare, calma, si sigur vei gasi cheia potrivita!

Bag mana in foc fara sa ma ard ca este valabil pentru ambii parteneri!

Cand ai la dispozitie un maldar de chei, de ce te chinui si vrei sa spargi usa?

Asta asa, ca nu aveam ce face in autobuz si mi-am adus aminte de povestioara asta.

NU uitati……. nu este reprosul!

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Pentru ca tot ascult melodia asta non-stop de cateva zile m-am gandit s-o impart cu voi; pe mine ma remonteaza foarte mult!

Stand by, you’re in a for a surprise!! :D :D :D :D

Ingrid Michaelson “Be OK”

Lirycs

1.
I just wanna be ok, be ok, be ok
I just wanna be ok today
I just wanna be ok, be ok, be ok
I just wanna be ok today.

I justa wanna feel the day, feel the day, feel the day
I just wanna feel something today
I just wanna feel the day, feel the day, feel the day
I just wanna feel something today.

CHORUS:
Open me, open you will see
I’m a gallery of broken hearts
I’m beyond repair, let me be
And give me back my broken parts.

2.
I just want to know today, know today, know today
I just want to know something today
I just want to know today, know today, know today
Know that maybe I will be ok

CHORUS:
Open me up and you will see
I’m a gallery of broken hearts
I’m beyond repair, let me be
And give me back my broken parts

3.
Just give me back my pieces
Just give them back to me, please
Just give me back my pieces
And let me hold my broken parts

I just want to be ok, be ok, be ok
I just want to be ok today
I just want to be ok, be ok, be ok
I just want to be ok today

I just want to feel today, feel today, feel today
I just want to feel something today
I just want to know today, know today, know today
Know that maybe I will be ok
Know that maybe I will be ok
Know that maybe I will be ok

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Ca tot am fost ieri pentru a doua oara la Avatar, mi-am adus aminte de fractured-ending-ul asta:P

It did has some glitches, dar un film extraordinar totusi:)

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A celor de la Cassa locco, o piesa mai veche, dar la fel de buna:))
Deci, ne trezim?

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Yes i am:)

Try and beat that;)

and yet, is it?……

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