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A GIRL’S FIRST TIME
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you’re afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it’s the first time his finger has found [...]

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SEX DEFINITIONS:
Sex in a boat = Oargasms
Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms
Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms
Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms
Sex at the supermarket = Storegasms
Sex with wild pigs = Boargasms
Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms
Sex with a prostitue = Whoregasms
Sex with a storyteller = Loregasms
Sex with [...]

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Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn’t figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost boobs…
{B} Barely there
{C} Can’t complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake
{G} [...]

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When David Cameron used a word that is similar to “twit” in a radio interview, his press officer broke into a sweat. So why does this word offend people?
The recording studio at Absolute Radio erupted in giggles when Mr Cameron used the T-word on the breakfast show thus: “The trouble [...]

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If you fail 100 times, will you give up????????

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