Some thoughts:)
3 April 2009 2:34Postat in: antiplictiseala, funny shit right there
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When I was born, I got a choice: A big dick or a good memory. I can’t remember what I chose.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
There are three stages of sex in a man’s life: TriWeekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing……
Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn’t.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ?
A: Breasts don’t have eyes.
Despite the old saying, “Don’t take your troubles to bed”, many men still sleep with their wives !!!
credits to Andrei
