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Ai grija Bubule, chiar sunt multe, hope u enjoy, desi unele le stii
Q: What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
A: Sir.
Q: What do you call an elephant wearing pink earmuffs and a dress?
A: Anything you want, it can’t hear you.
Q: Why do elephants drink so much?
A: To try to forget.
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Acest citat mi s-a parut genial:
Don’t you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There’s one marked ‘Brightness,’ but it doesn’t work.
– Gallagher

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When I was born, I got a choice: A big dick or a good memory. I can’t remember what I chose.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
There are three stages of sex in a man’s life: TriWeekly, Try [...]

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Probe audio, primul album solo al lui Guess Who e gata sa apara!
Iata si primul videoclip: “Tu” – Guess Who feat. Spike
Cu siguranta, de la el si Anonim ati mai auzit Inghetata, Hidrobicicleta etc. in caz ca nu stiati de unde il cunoasteti
Enjoy, 4 the fans!

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Bai cre`ca ai pus prea mult
Hai ma
Credeam ca pot sa [...]

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